Never thought you'd say part 2

Daddy said: "Stop poking your eye with the fork, Gavin."

Mommy said: "We don't lick the water on the driveway, Gavin."

Brian was reading a book to Brooklyn the other night in a silly manner (Funny voices, etc.). Brooklyn said: "I don't have time to be silly."
I wonder if I've said that before? Makes me a little sad if I did.

Things you never thought you would say to your kids

I know everyone has these moments, but we had two in the last couple days that have brought us to tears after we said them. We laughed so hard and want to write a book about things you would never expect to hear a parent say to a child. Hopefully you find them just as funny and weird as we did.

1- (To Gavin) "Eat the Apple, not the slinky."
This happened Easter morning.

2- (Also to Gavin) "Stop dancing around that poll."
This happened at Brooklyn's bus stop this morning. The weather is turning warm (finally) and so we walked to the bus stop and he was swinging around one of the street sign polls and we needed to leave cause the bus already left. I was walking away when I yelled that.